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Top 5 Reasons:
[ Mar 9, 2006 ]
 
Pleasing Betty's Debut album cost $1.6 million dollars to record:

5.Jack Daniels budget projections exceeded by 834%.
4.Fred demanding hermetically sealed, hypoallergenic control room and 26 cats wandering live room. For ambiance.
3.Tank only allows vintage microphones built by Nazi rocket designers near his rig. But only Nazis that were later captured by Soviets. The ones the Americans got were shit.
2.Apparenly you are supposed to write the songs before you are paying 500 dollars an hour for studio time.
1.Helmet Gold.


More to come
[ Mar 6, 2006 ]
 
My 30th B-day party was Saturday night. Much fun was had. I will divulge more details later.
Here is a quote from severly drunken Joe futiley trying to hook up a DVD player:

Gina, you have to understand that I will destroy this thing.

Translations
[ Feb 28, 2006 ]
 
I found this website designed to help 'crackers' like myself and Then Again... well mostly like Then Again... translate rap lyrics. Here are a few examples:


Artist: Notorious B.I.G.
Album: Ready to Die
Song: One more chance (remix)

Lyrics:

And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi
Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee
As I lay down laws like I lay carpet
Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit

TRANSLATION:

I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.


Lyrics:

High fashion - flyin’ into all states.
Sexin’ me while your man masturbates.
Isn’t this great? Your flight leaves at eight.
Her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds.
Lyrically I’m supposed to represent.
I’m not only the client, I’m the player president


TRANSLATION:

You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for fine clothes and jewelry. You will enjoy sexual intercourse with me and your man will be forced to pleasure himself through manual stimulation. What a life! I’ll return you to LaGuardia in time to catch your 8 o’clock flight. The timing is perfect because I have scheduled a date with a second woman who arrives at the same gate at 9 o’clock. I’ll seduce her in the same way that I seduced you. I rap well and I am a positive reflection of my home town. Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.




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